I know you’ve all been thinking it but were afraid to say it. Yes, Patsy Kensit is stupid. Don’t you feel better just reading that?
What sane woman starts off with a boyfriend from Big Audio Dynamite then moves on to the lead singer from Simple Minds only to ditch him for the scruffy lead singer of Oasis? Let’s face it, that’s a bit like going out with the keyboard player from Hipsway then shacking up with Stuart Adamson from Big Country before leaving him stranded at the altar of life while you run away with Cathal Coughlan from Microdisney.
Whatever you look at it, it just doesn’t make sense.
Tags: gallagher, oasis, patsy kensit, stupid
January 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm
But but, she was in Emmerdale!
January 24, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Indeed. And she was probably the best thing in Lethal Weapon 2. A lethal weapon she was not.
January 24, 2008 at 1:44 pm
And she was hot…years ago.