Man should learn from the lion. Rightly known as the King of the Jungle, a title not even Tarzan himself could wrestle away from them, the lion is the epitome of masculine vigour.
He sits under trees, his glorious mane a symbol of his virile manliness and casts his eye on his dominion. Flies do not bother him. He worries not about the trifling trivialities of life. The only thing that is important is that he is the master of all he surveys.
And this is where society today can learn from this majestic beast. When he is hungry he dispatches his lionesses to go hunt, to chase down prey and to bring him back the meal he so richly deserves. Nowadays the average wife, girlfriend or hideously named ‘life partner’ rarely has the dinner on the table waiting for her man when he comes home from being the master of his own domain, no matter how small that is.
Can we link the problems in society these days with the below-par, self-righteous, lionesses bleating constantly about equality and so-called rights? If you can’t see exactly this is why we have such a disparate culture compared to the good years, when our fathers were the Kings of the Jungle and our mothers the lionesses who weren’t too proud to follow the course that nature intended for them, then I fear you may be stupid.
Our lionesses, quite literally, need to get back in the kitchen but I fear that we lions will have to suffer their pretensions until something quite drastic happens. And when it does I shall roar.
January 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm
the leinster lions are really stupid!!!!
January 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm
That waterslion picture is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.