You know Bill Gates is stupid don’t you? It’s a commonly accepted fact here in the print media. Do you think he even has a girlfriend? No, because he probably spends all day at home on the internet playing World of Stitchcraft or whatever the hell it’s called.
Speaking of hell, I commissioned one of my numerous photographers to take a couple of snaps of the internets today, which I had turned into, what I’m told is, “downloadable desktop wallpaper”.
Last time I checked, wallpaper was for walls. Of course, it would take an idiot like Bill Gates or Steve Jobs to shift that particular goalpost.
Tags: desktop, stupid desktops, stupid wallpaper, wallpaper
