Yeah, you heard me. I mean, have you ever looked in any of these science books they’re selling these days? The round earth theory, gravity, evolution and other such stupid nonsense.
The level of ignorance amongst these so-called scientists is simply stunning. If you’re a theoretical physicist and you say to me: “I study black hole thermodynamics”, I will say to you “please leave my presence immediately”.
I don’t understand the first thing about science, but I know for a fact that it’s not only stupid, but riddled with satanism and maybe even sacrificial roosters.
January 17, 2008 at 12:43 am
Look! The moon IS made of old cheese! It’s amazing what you can learn from a blog!
January 17, 2008 at 1:04 am
hahahahahahahaha and one more ha
January 17, 2008 at 1:19 am
I keep coming to this blog looking for sex. PORNOGRAPHY!! Where is it? All I get are these frightfully erudite, intellectual posts. I want SEX. It’s supposed to be everywhere, but I can’t find it? Where is it???????
January 17, 2008 at 11:25 am
haha. brilliant
January 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
whahhahhahahaha
January 17, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Phnar…Science is Stupid Fanny, unless it somehow explains the importance of the father in society….
January 17, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I do think that fathers are important BTW!
January 17, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Science is stupid. Amen. We need more people like you, Fannywater!
January 18, 2008 at 12:19 am
LOL how pissed were you when you wrote these posts?
January 18, 2008 at 12:51 am
I agree with you. Evolution is purely a satanic lie to make people believe that they were merely created by chance, and will eventually die and become nothing off. Evolution preaches that “Man created God” where the truth is that “God created man”
January 18, 2008 at 1:36 am
No, science is not stupid…it’s these so-called “scientists” who are the retards. Diets based on your blood type? WTF?!?
January 18, 2008 at 4:53 am
Love it.
January 23, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Josamoto, what are you? One of those religious fanatics that try to force your beliefs onto everyone else to try to justify your existance? I ask you to prove to me that what you say is true! And it will have to be tagable proof, not your book that was written by a human, not a “god”!! Fannywater, you must be the dumbest blogger I ever had the displeasure of reading! Without science you would still be living in a cave! Oh, but you probably are. Dumbass!!
January 23, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Zman, Fanny Waters is satire. Taking the piss out of a certain journalist here who likes to call things ’stupid’ while being utterly stupid himself.
Josamoto. Evolution teaches Man created God? Where did you read that? In a comic? At a Creation Museum? Did your mom tell you that?
The ‘truth’ is no one knows anything about god, if he even exists, which I don’t believe for a second, but hey, I’m not the one bandying absolutes around.
January 23, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I mean come on Zman, didn’t “sacrificial roosters” give you a clue?
January 24, 2008 at 12:30 am
All people who believe that science is a stupid are no ordinary stupid but the stupidest stupid dimwits who stooped their stupidest stupid beliefs on their nothing but a second great trying hard stupidest stupid selves… like funny ditchy watery Fannywater, cuntest cunt Fatmammycat and stupidest stupid cohorts who came out from their hellish KINGDOOM, the hell.
Xian, d omninothing in the sight of the God of Israel, the One who cannot lie (Titus 1:2)
January 24, 2008 at 2:10 am
fatmammycat. SHHHHHH! sometimes its good to your chained pulled. (and i keep forgetting that stupid pop up when i click on your link!)
Everyone who blogs needs to be deflated from time to time.
January 24, 2008 at 2:51 am
The God of the Bible is the Most exact God…
The Bible contains the most exact Science and Truths that God has revealed to His chosen people who have the most exact understanding, knowledge and wisdom of His divine will…
(Daniel 1:4)
Children in whom was no blemish, but well favoured, and skilful in all wisdom, and cunning in knowledge, and understanding SCIENCE, and such as had ability in them to stand in the king’s palace, and whom they might teach the learning and the tongue of the Chaldeans.
(1 Timothy 6:20)
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of SCIENCE falsely so called:
Examples of Perfect and exact Science of God in the Bible:
Long long years before Galileo invented the telescope and discvovered that the world is round or spherical, God has spoken it already (Isaiah 40:22)
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22 “It is he that sitteth upon the CIRCLE OF THE EARTH, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:” (KJV)
Before great scientists had realized that the world we live in hangs to nothing, the God of the Bible speaks of it. (Job 26:7)
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7 “He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and HANGETH THE EARTH UPON NOTHING.” (KJV)
The Bible metioned also of the other and different planets and other heavenly bodies aside from the planet Earth and its moon mand the sun prior to the discovery of the solar system and other galactic ways, etc. (2 Kings 23:5)
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5 “And he put down the idolatrous priests, whom the kings of Judah had ordained to burn incense in the high places in the cities of Judah, and in the places round about Jerusalem; them also that burned incense unto Baal, to the sun, and to the moon, and to the PLANETS, and to all the host of heaven.” (KJV)
God also speaks of the moon has no light in itself but it just borrow lights from the stars like the sun, etc. (Job 25:5)
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5 “Behold even to the MOON, and IT SHINETH NOT; yea, the stars are not pure in his sight.”
There are many things written in the Bible in the immemeorial time that are useful and factual information that the secular Science has discovered and proven to be true and being laid unto us at this modern age. The Bible speaks of the laws or principles of Anesthesiology, Genetics, Technology, Medicine, Dietary and Nutrition, Archeology, Astronomy and Astrology, Politics, Psychoilogy and Psychiatry, Transportation, etc. and all other branches of knoledge and sciences existing today. Even the most accurate and exact calendar and year count are found in the Bible. it is just but the STUPIDS and the FOOLS are ignoramus who can’t understand the words of God in the Bible.
With these things, I would rather believe to my God, the One who cannot lie (Titus 1:2)
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2 “In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;” (KJV)
than these stupidest stupid people who malign the name of God in the most abominable way they can. Very pitiful stupidest stupid people…
Now tell me stupidest stupids like stupidest stupid funny watery-ditch Fannywater and his stupidest stupid cohorts that Science is stupid… You Suck… Cunts… Blooby bloobs… Dimwits… Fools… Idiots… Insanes… Mads… Dotterels… Nitwits…Meatheads… Dumbbells… Dorks… Lunkheads… Imbeciles… Simpletons… Airheads… Lamebrains… Dunce.. etc.
Tell them to the stupidest stupid marines of your kind and I’m really sure they will believ and join your stupidest stupid group of stupidest stupid geniuses of stupidest stupid things and stuffs…
Xian, d Omninothing in the sight of God Almighty
January 24, 2008 at 7:40 am
All people who believe that science is a stupid are no ordinary stupid but the stupidest stupid dimwits who stooped their stupidest stupid beliefs on their nothing but a second great trying hard stupidest stupid selves… like funny ditchy watery Fannywater, cuntest cunt Fatmammycat and stupidest stupid cohorts who came out from their hellish KINGDOOM, the hell.
Shut the fuck up you God fearing, spastic cunt.
January 24, 2008 at 1:43 pm
@xiandhungrythirstysoul Are you a scientologist?
January 25, 2008 at 12:10 am
funny watery stupidest stupid Fannywaters:
See?
Well, well, well, you have nothing to gainsay with the irefutable Words of Truths and the exact Science of God in the Bible…
What the heck you care ‘coz your just nothing but the stupidest stupid rubbishest rubbish fucking spastic cunt and dimwitest dimwit of your kinds funny watery ditch-water-minded Fannywater.
Now, the only helpless idiotic thing and curse you can say is :
“Shut the fuck up you God fearing, spastic cunt.”
Well, don’t be too funny Fannywater. You should be the one to shut up your flooding mouth of bitchy ditchy waters that can contaminate the mouth and heart of the innocents and your airy empty brain that can suffoocate the ignorant mind of the ignoramus…
Shut up sonamabitch (Revelation 17:5)!
Xian, d’ omninothing
January 25, 2008 at 8:11 am
Hmmmm, I think old Xian here is really a certain Irish Times journo. Here is what Revelations 17.5 actually says…
And on her brow was a name, SECRET, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF THE EVIL WOMEN AND OF THE UNCLEAN THINGS OF THE EARTH.
Sounds vaguely familiar alright!
January 25, 2008 at 8:13 am
Oh yeah, Xian, go get laid. Will do you the world of good.