Yeah, that’s right. You heard me.
Blogs are stupid. Bloggers are stupid. People that read blogs are stupid. Anyone who comments on a blog is stupid. If you’re related to a blogger you’re stupid.
If you’ve ever read a newspaper or magazine article (not an opinion piece I must stress) about blogging then you are stupid. If you can spell blogging you’re stupid.
“I think this!” or “I think that!”. Who cares what bloggers think? I don’t, because bloggers are stupid. My opinions count because they are published in a quality broadsheet newspaper and that’s what’s important.
The print medium is unlike the internet because most of the internet is just pornography and satanism. Some of it is even Satanic pornography. I am crying as I write this.
Yes, you might say ‘Well, what about magazines like Fiesta and Readers Wives and Ebony Jugs?’, and I would tell you that if you make the effort to go into Easons to buy these magazines then, as they have their place amongst the newspapers and the great writers like Banville, Joyce and Binchy, they have more merit than something you click onto.
Clicking is stupid. Anyone who clicks is stupid.
You’re stupid and you can’t even string three sentences together.
Tags: blogs, fanny waters, john waters, stupid satanic pornography
January 16, 2008 at 2:27 pm
RSS is really stupid shite
January 16, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Damn right!
January 16, 2008 at 3:51 pm
What’s really fucking stupid is cunts who comment on blogs.
January 16, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Thinking is stupid
January 16, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I am a blogger an I’m too stupid to read this….
January 16, 2008 at 9:03 pm
whats a blog and why am i here god i must be stupid
January 16, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I didn’t reed that powst becaus it wuz writ on a blog and we no blogz am stupid.
January 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm
“Katy French was a personification of our fantasies, of our sense of what we were becoming, of how we might unfold ourselves. She was not the only one, but in the immediate past was perhaps the most spectacular light on the skyline, a meteorite of desire plummeting through the Irish zeitgeist… Katy had found a way of being that promised her it could slake all her human cravings. She had manoeuvred herself into a position where everything humanly desirable seemed to be within reach, and was careering forward on the path opening up in front of her. She did not, other than literally, die of whatever it will say on her death certificate. She died of desire, of being utterly human. She was stupid.”
January 17, 2008 at 2:19 pm
That is why I am a citizen journalist, punks. (-:
January 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Blogs, bloging, commenting on blogs is stupid? OK! Then I would say you have told us all what you think of yourself! And your LOW self esteem!! If you can have a nice day and TRY to smile !
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